If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.
Haruka + Michiru = easily in the Top 10 of my fav fictional couples.
Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
Peach takes especially good care of the trans kids that Bowser has because she;’s trans too.
she was the one bowser turned to when they came out to him, and she’s the one that explained the whole process for him while he listened calmly and patiently because he may be the evil king of a kingdom of turtles but he loves his kids no matter what and will do anything to support them. plus he really has awful taste in dresses and his trans daughters are completely understanding when something in exactly their size and style shows up with a “From: Dad” on it but that is exactly what they told peach they wanted.
Peach has even made a few of the dresses herself. She really cares about these kids a lot and in between managing her own Toadstool kingdom, which has had one hundred years of peace with the Koopa Kingdom, she spends a great deal of time among the Bowser clan.
maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods
Maybe you’re pregnant
I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex
maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist
the most likely explanation
MY GOD IT’S ME
WHAT ANIME IS THIS